Beta

Uh, um... hello? This is Beta. I've been told I'm supposed to record some kind of greeting for this... system in the event that people need to leave a message?

So... here it is, I guess. Hi. If you're getting this, you must not have been able to get in contact with me directly, but if there's something you need me to know, record it here.

[long pause]

Oh, and if it becomes necessary for you to hear back from me, I will... return your message when I can.